Before a ship hath been visited by one of those magistrates no person can lawfully go on board her,nor can any on board depart from her.This I saw exemplified in a remarkable instance.The young lad whom I have mentioned as one of our passengers was here met by his father,who,on the first news of the captain's arrival,came from Lisbon to Bellisle in a boat,being eager to embrace a son whom he had not seen for many years.But when he came alongside our ship neither did the father dare ascend nor the son descend,as the magistrate of health had not yet been on board.Some of our readers will,perhaps,admire the great caution of this policy,so nicely calculated for the preservation of this country from all pestilential distempers.Others will as probably regard it as too exact and formal to be constantly persisted in,in seasons of the utmost safety,as well as in times of danger.I will not decide either way,but will content myself with observing that I never yet saw or heard of a place where a traveler had so much trouble given him at his landing as here.The only use of which,as all such matters begin and end in form only,is to put it into the power of low and mean fellows to be either rudely officious or grossly corrupt,as they shall see occasion to prefer the gratification of their pride or of their avarice.
Of this kind,likewise,is that power which is lodged with other officers here,of taking away every grain of snuff and every leaf of tobacco brought hither from other countries,though only for the temporary use of the person during his residence here.This is executed with great insolence,and,as it is in the hands of the dregs of the people,very scandalously;for,under pretense of searching for tobacco and snuff,they are sure to steal whatever they can find,insomuch that when they came on board our sailors addressed us in the Covent-garden language:"Pray,gentlemen and ladies,take care of your swords and watches."Indeed,I never yet saw anything equal to the contempt and hatred which our honest tars every moment expressed for these Portuguese officers.
At Bellisle lies buried Catharine of Arragon,widow of prince Arthur,eldest son of our Henry VII,afterwards married to,and divorced from Henry VIII.Close by the church where her remains are deposited is a large convent of Geronymites,one of the most beautiful piles of building in all Portugal.
In the evening,at twelve,our ship,having received previous visits from all the necessary parties,took the advantage of the tide,and having sailed up to Lisbon cast anchor there,in a calm and moonshiny night,which made the passage incredibly pleasant to the women,who remained three hours enjoying it,whilst I was left to the cooler transports of enjoying their pleasures at second-hand;and yet,cooler as they may be,whoever is totally ignorant of such sensation is,at the same time,void of all ideas of friendship.
Wednesday.--Lisbon,before which we now lay at anchor,is said to be built on the same number of hills with old Rome;but these do not all appear to the water;on the contrary,one sees from thence one vast high hill and rock,with buildings arising above one another,and that in so steep and almost perpendicular a manner,that they all seem to have but one foundation.
As the houses,convents,churches,&c.are large,and all built with white stone,they look very beautiful at a distance;but as you approach nearer,and find them to want every kind of ornament,all idea of beauty vanishes at once.While I was surveying the prospect of this city,which bears so little resemblance to any other that I have ever seen,a reflection occurred to me that,if a man was suddenly to be removed from Palmyra hither,and should take a view of no other city,in how glorious a light would the ancient architecture appear to him!and what desolation and destruction of arts and sciences would he conclude had happened between the several eras of these cities!
I had now waited full three hours upon deck for the return of my man,whom I had sent to bespeak a good dinner (a thing which had been long unknown to me)on shore,and then to bring a Lisbon chaise with him to the seashore;but it seems the impertinence of the providore was not yet brought to a conclusion.At three o'clock,when I was from emptiness,rather faint than hungry,my man returned,and told me there was a new law lately made that no passenger should set his foot on shore without a special order from the providore,and that he himself would have been sent to prison for disobeying it,had he not been protected as the servant of the captain.He informed me likewise that the captain had been very industrious to get this order,but that it was then the providore's hour of sleep,a time when no man,except the king himself,durst disturb him.
To avoid prolixity,though in a part of my narrative which may be more agreeable to my reader than it was to me,the providore,having at last finished his nap,dispatched this absurd matter of form,and gave me leave to come,or rather to be carried,on shore.
What it was that gave the first hint of this strange law is not easy to guess.Possibly,in the infancy of their defection,and before their government could be well established,they were willing to guard against the bare possibility of surprise,of the success of which bare possibility the Trojan horse will remain for ever on record,as a great and memorable example.Now the Portuguese have no walls to secure them,and a vessel of two or three hundred tons will contain a much larger body of troops than could be concealed in that famous machine,though Virgil tells us (somewhat hyperbolically,I believe)that it was as big as a mountain.
About seven in the evening I got into a chaise on shore,and was driven through the nastiest city in the world,though at the same time one of the most populous,to a kind of coffee-house,which is very pleasantly situated on the brow of a hill,about a mile from the city,and hath a very fine prospect of the river Tajo from Lisbon to the sea.Here we regaled ourselves with a good supper,for which we were as well charged as if the bill had been made on the Bath-road,between Newbury and London.
And now we could joyfully say,Egressi optata Troes potiuntur arena.
Therefore,in the words of Horace,--hie Finis chartaeque viaeque.
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