ALL.All this will I du, if you marry me!
GIRLS.If you'll marry me, I'll cook for you and brew for you!
MEN.If you'll marry me, I've guineas not a few for you!
GIRLS.If you'll marry me, I'll take you in and du for you!
ALL.All this will I du, if you'll marry me!
Eh, but I do loike you!
Country Dance(At end of dance, enter Constance in tears, leading Notary, who carries an ear-trumpet)Aria--CONSTANCEDear friends, take pity on my lot, My cup is not of nectar!
I long have loved--as who would not?--
Our kind and reverend rector.
Long years ago my love began So sweetly--yet so sadly--But when I saw this plain old man, Away my old affection ran--I found I loved him madly.
Oh!
(To Notary) You very, very plain old man, I love, I love you madly!
CHORUS.You very, very plain old man, She loves, she loves you madly!
NOTARY.I am a very deaf old man, And hear you very badly!
CONST.I know not why I love him so;It is enchantment, surely!
He's dry and snuffy, deaf and slow Ill-tempered, weak and poorly!
He's ugly, and absurdly dressed, And sixty-seven nearly, He's everything that I detest, But if the truth must be confessed, I love him very dearly!
Oh!
(To Notary) You're everything that I detest, But still I love you dearly!
CHORUS.You've everything that girls detest, But still she loves you dearly!
NOTARY.I caught that line, but for the rest, I did not hear it clearly!
(During this verse Aline and Alexis have entered at back unobserved.)ALINE AND ALEXISALEX Oh joy! oh joy!
The charm works well, And all are now united.
ALINE.The blind young boy Obeys the spell, And troth they all have plighted!
ENSEMBLE
Aline & Alexis Constance NotaryOh joy! oh joy! Oh, bitter joy! Oh joy! oh joy!
The charm works well,No words can tell No words can tell And all are now united! How my poor heart My state of mind The blind young boyis blighted!
delighted.
Obeys the spell, They'll soon employ They'll soon employ A marriage bell,A marriage bell, Their troth they all To say that we're To say that we're have plighted.united.united.
True happiness I do confessTrue happiness Reigns everywhere, A sorrow rare Reigns everywhere And dwells with both My humbled spirit And dwells with both the sexes.vexes.the sexes, And all will bless And none will bless And all will bless The thoughtful care Example rareExample rare Of their beloved Of their belovedOf their beloved Alexis! Alexis! Alexis!
(All, except Alexis and Aline, exeunt lovingly.)ALINE How joyful they all seem in their new-found happiness! The whole village has paired off in the happiest manner.And yet not a match has been made that the hollow world would not consider ill-advised!
ALEXIS But we are wiser--far wiser--than the world.
Observe the good that will become of these ill-assorted unions.
The miserly wife will check the reckless expenditure of her too frivolous consort, the wealthy husband will shower innumerable bonnets on his penniless bride, and the young and lively spouse will cheer the declining days of her aged partner with comic songs unceasing!
ALINE What a delightful prospect for him!
ALEXIS But one thing remains to be done, that my happiness may be complete.We must drink the philtre ourselves, that I may be assured of your love for ever and ever.
ALINE Oh, Alexis, do you doubt me? Is it necessary that such love as ours should be secured by artificial means? Oh, no, no, no!
ALEXIS My dear Aline, time works terrible changes, and Iwant to place our love beyond the chance of change.
ALINE Alexis, it is already far beyond that chance.Have faith in me, for my love can never, never change!
ALEXIS Then you absolutely refuse?
ALINE I do.If you cannot trust me, you have no right to love me--no right to be loved by me.
ALEXIS Enough, Aline, I shall know how to interpret this refusal.
BALLAD--ALEXIS
Thou hast the power thy vaunted love To sanctify, all doubt above, Despite the gathering shade:
To make that love of thine so sure That, come what may, it must endure Till time itself shall fade.
They love is but a flower That fades within the hour!
If such thy love, oh, shame!
Call it by other name--
It is not love!
Thine is the power and thine alone, To place me on so proud a throne That kings might envy me!
A priceless throne of love untold, More rare than orient pearl and gold.
But no! Thou wouldst be free!
Such love is like the ray That dies within the day:
If such thy love, oh, shame!
Call it by other name--
It is not love!
Enter Dr.Daly.
DR.D.(musing) It is singular--it is very singular.It has overthrown all my calculations.It is distinctly opposed to the doctrine of averages.I cannot understand it.
ALINE Dear Dr.Daly, what has puzzled you?
DR.D.My dear, this village has not hitherto been addicted to marrying and giving in marriage.Hitherto the youths of this village have not been enterprising, and the maidens have been distinctly coy.Judge then of my surprise when I tell you that the whole village came to me in a body just now, and implored me to join them in matrimony with as little delay as possible.Even your excellent father has hinted to me that before very long it is not unlikely that he may also change his condition.
ALINE Oh, Alexis--do you hear that? Are you not delighted?
ALEXIS Yes, I confess that a union between your mother and my father would be a happy circumstance indeed.(Crossing to Dr.
Daly) My dear sir--the news that you bring us is very gratifying.
DR.D.Yes--still, in my eyes, it has its melancholy side.
This universal marrying recalls the happy days--now, alas, gone forever--when I myself might have--but tush! I am puling.I am too old to marry--and yet, within the last half-hour, I have greatly yearned for companionship.I never remarked it before, but the young maidens of this village are very comely.So likewise are the middle-aged.Also the elderly.All are comely--and (with a deep sigh) all are engaged!
ALINE Here comes your father.
Enter Sir Marmaduke with Mrs.Partlet, arm-in-armALINE and ALEXIS (aside).Mrs.Partlet!